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A Legend In
Our Own Time
by Ric
Collins, Cordic & Co site webmaster
[Editor's note -
this article was originally published in the Coal Smoke, Diesel Fumes
and Ion Trails, the newsletter for the American Railway System, back
in April of 1998. At that point in time, Rege was very much still with us
and I had no idea what would happen in one very short
year.]
I grew up with a
hero. I didn't realize it at the time, but he would affect a great deal of
the way I thought and did things for the rest of my life, and all it took was
the twist of an on/off switch and the tuning of a radio
dial.
The year was 1955
and I was a brash young lad of 9 years old living in Vanport, a small town
some thirty miles northwest of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. My brother, Greg,
was a whopping one year old at the time. [Click on image for larger
view.]
I don't remember
the first day I turned that radio dial to KDKA. I don't remember the first
time I heard Rege Cordic's voice. But I do remember his off-the-wall sense
of humor and the crazy skits that he and a few others acted out during his
broadcasts each week-day morning. And I will never forget that very
distinctive voice of his.
In the days of Red
Skelton and early Jonathan Winters, Rege stood head and shoulder above
them all. As Ronald Reagan extolled the virtues of General Electric's
progress, Rege more wisely pointed out that Better Things For Better
Living [came] Through Chicanery. The "visitors" to his radio show, people
that breezed in and out of the radio station, were interruptions to his
work that, for some reason, he could do nothing about. Therein, of course,
was the humor, as they wreaked havoc with his weekday morning broadcast.
(Saturdays were repeats of portions of the weekday
stuff.)
Many still
remember Milkman, Brunhilda and others that visited him. Omicron and
Nudnicron, were extraterrestrials that came from Venus. They were small
enough in size that their space ship could fly through an open window and
did, most often at the wrong time. The sound of their rocket motors was
reminicsent of an old Captain Video or Flash Gordon space vehicle as the
two little hell raisers buzzed everyone in the studio and
beyond.
These
interruptions, in spite of their levity, were fairly serious business,
taking two afternoons, 4-5 hours each to record. Each of the actors shared
the responsibility of writing the skits, which, in and of itself, could
take two days.
Somewhere in those
wondrous limes, Rege gave birth to another legend, one that, like the
Chevys and Fords of the era, would survive the test of time, to become
known not just in the KDKA listening area of western Pennsylvania, but
internationally, as well. That, of course, was Old Frothingslosh
beer.
At first just a
fake ad for his show, Old Frothingslosh was touted as the Pale Stale Ale
With The Foam On The Bottom. In 1955 Pittsburg Brewing got involved and,
with Rege's permission, began bottling the beer during the Christmas
holiday season. The first year it was brewed in small quantities, as a
giveaway to suppliers, barkeeps, and such. In 56 they began selling it to
the public.
It became as much
a tradition for us Pittsburghers as Christmas frees, holly and
mistletoe.
Whit Towers, CEO
of the famous Alturas & Lone Pine, was editor of the NMRA Bulletin
back in those days, and also a neighbor and friend of Rege's. Each year he
would publish preprinted box car sides in the magazine. In 1978, this came
to include sides for the Olde Frothingslosh reefer, published in O, S, HO,
N and Z scales.
Ye Olde Huff and
Puff manufactured wood HO scale 40' reefer kits in the Olde Frothingslosh
livery, too. I note with pleasure that it is still available as item
792-80 in the Walthers catalog.
The tank cars
previously discussed here in the Coal Smoke were apparently "home grown"
units, made by the various modelers themselves. Rege says that a set of
dry transfers was also available, which he used for his own (3 or 4) tank
car fleet.
Then, in the early
60s, Rege packed up the Cordic and Company show, leaving Pittsburgh for a
radio station in Los Angeles. It also left a void in Pittsburgh that we
never quite recovered from.
Olde Frothingslosh
continued to be bottled and sold, but, without Rege to oversee the
campaign, it eventually became one of life's fonder
memories.
In addition to his
being a radio personality, he broke into television and, if you were
alert, you'd spot him in various television episodes here and there. Now
and again I would recognize his voice doing commercials on radio and tv.
Most recently, I heard him as the voice hawking the Discovery Channel's
Wings multi-media CD.
In 1988 (I think
it was) I discovered his model railroading interest, as well. I saw a
photo of a model in MR (Model Railroader magazine) that listed the
owner/builder as Regis Cordic. Regis Cordic... there could only be one. It
had to be the same person. It HAD to be!!!
Ten years later...
God, has it been THAT long? we bring it full circle.
Rege has been
retired for a couple of years now, giving him time to work on his model
railroad, the Lazy River Railroad, which fills a two car
garage.
The Lazy River
layout, based on a coal hauling line in West Virginia. is now some 30
years old, making him one of the premier discoverers of the beauty of West
Virginian modeling.
Rege's dad was on
the B&O (an engineer on the Capitol Limited in the steam days and
later an engineer instructor in the diesel days), so he has a warm spot
for that railroad and has written some articles about it for Trains
magazine over the years.
Time-lined in
1950, the LRR comes up out of WVA and connects with the P&WV to go on
into Pittsburgh from there. "We ignore the fact," he says, "that the
Wabash Terminal burned, which is where my passenger cars
terminate."
He asked me if I
was familiar with the FM&P. Thinking he said RF&P, I quickly said
yes. When I went to find the FM&P's trackage on my 1928 maps, I
realized my error. For one thing, the RF&P isn't even in West
Virginia.
I couldn't find
the tracks, nor could I find a listing of the FM&F which I was
guessing to be the Fairmount, Morgantown & Pittsburgh. Rege had noted
that it began at/near Grafton, so that should be accurate. At the moment,
I'm assuming that the Allegheny Midland followed Rege's route north to
Connelsville. (Rege was there first, Tony.) The lines have to be very
close to each other.
Consulting my
Kalmbach history book, I found that to be a dead end, too. It was not
discussed there, either. A call to NMRA headquarters, however, verified
that such a critter really did exist and I was not being dyslexic.
Hopefully, the requested FM&P system trackage map will arrive prior to
the going to press. [Editor's note: after some rather painstaking work, I
believe we have pieced together the bulk of the trackage of Rege Cordic's
Lazy River Railroad Company. This map in in the creation stage and will be
posted soon to this web site.]
His motive power
is, as he calls it, a polyglot collection. Because of the 1950 dating he
has a mixture of steam and older diesels. "But," he notes, "I cheat. Some
from the B&O, some from the Pennsy, along with a great C&O
mallet..."
He painted a
couple of Athearn Fairbanks-Morse Trainmasters in PV&W colors.
PV&W, he noted, used F-M equipment, but never had any Trainmasters,
but "I figured the hell with it."
He is obviously a
gentleman of discerning tastes. (Did I hear Peter say eclectic?) But then,
what else could the inventor of Olde Frothingslosh be but
discerning?
I asked him if he
ever went back home and he said yes, every so often, to do speaking
engagements and such.
After saying that
Pittsburgh was still a beautiful place, he added, "I have a sister back
there and we still root for the Pirates, God help us. Heartache goes with
the territory."
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